I'd rather be...

I want a sticker to put on the back window of my pick-up truck

With the following on it

I'd rather be driving my Titleist

       Or

I'd rather be driving my 913Fd

        Or

I'd rather be clubbing it with AP2's

Any other suggestions

Of course, these would need the team titleist logos on it

I've always liked the "I'd rather be driving a Titleist"