Well, Mr. Vokey is in the game to sell the best wedges not give them out to amateurs. Here are some suggestions, if you are involved in your community and your handicap is decent, you can always write an email to the guys over at Acushnet and they can consider you for a sponsorship. 

I think Rene was talking about having Black Nickel finish available for left handed golfers to buy.  The Black Nickel finish is currently only offered as an option to right handed golfers.  I don't think this was a sponsorship question.

And have Mr. Scotty be more sinister as well.....

Yeah, Im a lefty too and would love a black nickel option.  If you go to tourstop.com they have some other custom options for vokey wedges including the oil can finish for lefties but there was no black nickel option.

This tends to be a problem for me as well.  I love my Vokeys, and also have a VR-Rev in black.  Love the black finish, wish they made them in black for us as well.