My First Hole In One

My wife Kathy and I were playing a round in mid-spring. We came to the sixth hole, and I teed my ball as normal. It fell off the tee. Re-teed, and it fell off again. On the third try, the ball stayed on the tee and I made my stroke. The ball landed about a foot from the hole and rolled straight in. Kathy started screaming and jumping up and down, yelling "It went in! It went in!" I had a completely
different reaction - stunned silence.......