I got up in the morning all excited to play golf. Until walking to the bathroom where I proceeded to drive my baby toe into the door jam. Using a bunch of *$%#&*@*# I was all worried I wouldn't get to play golf. As you all know there is nothing you can do except ice and heal naturally. Determined to still play I left for the golf course hoping the member of the club wouldn't want to walk today as he usually does. Fortunately another member was playing with us who wanted to ride, thank goodness. Another member had just finished his round and gave us a tip for the day. "Play one less club" the greens are firm and the ball is releasing off the back of the greens. I was approaching the the par 3 160 yds. and said out loud, I think I'll hit an 8 iron instead of the 7 since the greens aren't holding. Low and behold I was correct. With a slight draw the ball landed front of the green and the ball rolled toward the center pin placement for a hole in one! I think I'll break my other baby toe for good-luck for next round of glof.

Sincerely, Hole In One Club Member :)